My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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