operation have a gay friend backfired
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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