We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize