I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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