Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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