i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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