i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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