last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I need to align my fucking chakras
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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