Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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