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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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