you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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