and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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