I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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