Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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