so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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