Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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