okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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