Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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