Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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