where does the pee come out of this thing
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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