I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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