I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
