Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We are all done wearing pants today
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
try to milk me bitch
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