is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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