are you still at the devil's house?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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