What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Randomize
