They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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