Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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