I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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