he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We left an ass print on the piano.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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