Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
