So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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