Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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worst night to have a conscience
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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