...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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