i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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