I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
just tell him i said nine months
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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