"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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