Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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