I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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