some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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