Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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