margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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