Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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