we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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