i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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