theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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