Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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