Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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