I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just threw up on my dentist
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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