Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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