i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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