I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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