What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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