Me too!
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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