shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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